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Okay, I’m back in Hogwarts now!  

My mum had another baby. So I was helping around the house. Or, you know, pretending to. That’s why there’s house elves, right?!

Anyways. What have I missed?


miss-narcissablack:

em-vanity:

Ugh. I’m just… feeling a bit good-for-nothing. I’m just a slut, aren’t I?

Of course you’re not! What’s going on Em?

You know about the thing with Ted that happened ages ago, right? …Who am I kidding? Everyone knows! Ugh, well I’m just sort of thinking about that again and ugh.

The only thing I’m good for is sex… And the one guy I wanted didn’t even want me for sex.

But I’ll be okay. I’m probably PMSing or something, haha.


this-is-lily-evans:

em-vanity:

I am so ugly today, no makeup can cover up my ugliness.

Err…*awkwardly* Em… *sniffles* are you alright?

Meh, I’ll be fine. Just tired, you know.


miss-narcissablack:

em-vanity:

I am so ugly today, no makeup can cover up my ugliness.

*frowns, concerned* Stop being ridiculous right now and tell me what’s wrong.

Ugh. I’m just… feeling a bit good-for-nothing. I’m just a slut, aren’t I?


I am so ugly today, no makeup can cover up my ugliness.


Oh man. 

tillici0us:

tedtonks-hufflepuff:

tillici0us:

*humph* I’m not happy with what happened, Ted. *sigh* Shoot.

*backs away a bit* *sadly* I know..I just wanted to make sure you’re okay. *flinches for what her response might be*

*in a tiny voice* You told me you liked me.

(Source: em-vanity, via marinatheteenagebitch)


Oh man. 

tillici0us:

tedtonks-hufflepuff:

*sees her as he walks by and slowly approaches*
Hi Em….can I talk to you?

*humph* I’m not happy with what happened, Ted. *sigh* Shoot.

(Source: em-vanity, via marinatheteenagebitch)


ooc: get in the chatroom guys omg



xeno-the-strange:

“Wow,” Em stared out over the lake, her eyes wide and her mouth open like an idiot. “I could fly if I wanted to.”
“I bet you couldn’t,” Xeno replied, holding his hand out in front of him and furrowing his brow. “D’you see that? My hand is all funny.”
They were sprawled out on the grassy bank of the lake, completely off their heads with drugs.
“Yeah. Yeah, I see that.” Em replied. “I am so hungry right now, man. But I really don’t wanna move.”
Xeno giggled, scrambling up into a cross-legged position and smiling like a madman. Em watched him for a while, then got bored and edged further towards the lake. Xenophilius looked over at her and chuckled, getting out his wand and waving it around a bit, purple and gold sparks trailing from the end.
“Too bright, Strangelove. Too bright.” said Em groggily.
“Too bright?” Xeno giggled again, but the sparks stopped coming out of his wand. Em fingered her own wand for a while, before giving it a flick and watching the ground beside her expectantly. Nothing happened.
“Aw, fuck.” she sighed.
Xeno tittered.

“I love this lake.” Em drawled.

Xeno grunted.

“It’s even better when I’m stoned, though.”

They both laughed. Em giggling for a while longer than Xeno, not being able to stop herself. “Thanks, Strangelove. This is great. Oooop!” Em lost her balance and collapsed on her back. Xeno held his hand out to help her up but she refused. “I’m so tired…” She explained, rolling over.

“That’s just the weed talking, Em. Get up. We can dance.”

“Dance?” Em said groggily. She sighed and accepted Xeno’s strong hand and before she knew it she was standing. Strangelove was now moving his body in strange ways, but Em liked it. It had flow and rhythm, and it looked fitting in the setting next to the lake. Em joined in, moving her arms about and throwing her head back and closing her eyes. This was a bad idea. She had fallen in the lake.